bachelor dip
stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip
"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"