Bachelor logic
That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.
"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"