nonces direct
Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket