Noner
A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
Noner
The opposite of a boner. When you see a sick nasty ugly girl and your penis goes back inside your torso.
Ugh, look at that fat dancer, she gives me a noner.
Noner
Nick Jonas's BONER
ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!
Noner
The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.
Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.
Noner
When you get a boner for no reason.
I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.
It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.
It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.
Noner
That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"
Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!
Noner
The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.
Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"