nonexican
n: A mexican who is mexican only by culture. This person doesn't speak Spanish or understand Spanish. Typically this person has parents who are fluent in Spanish and either refused to teach them or gave up teaching them. Nonexicans have a mild to strong Spanish accent.
Guillermo Diaz Cardinal Santa Cruz De La Hoya Martinez Santiago Yepiz Ruiz couldn't translate the "Abierto" sign on the front door of the cantina. He's nonexican.