non-farted
That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.
I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed
non fart day
Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.
"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".