(non) photographically advanced
1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.
"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."