Noobatard
A person who is new "Newbie" at driving, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They suck at driving, commonly refered to as "Retards".
Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.
Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.
That Noobatard just ran that stop sign
Noobatard
Someone who does something so badly it's both totally noobish and totally retarded at the same time
The dudes boasting about riding his 15m manta in 30kts. what a fucking Noobatard!