Noob Chord
A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.
Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*
Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.
Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.