Noobling Prime
n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.
"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."