Noobonics

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

Like Ebonics, but different.

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

When a large group of noobs mobs an area with its ineptitude. This can occur in games or real life.

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

A highly contagious cyber disease that incapacitates progamers and renders their skills ineffective; symptoms inclue delirium, nausea, low APM, lack of sufficient micro and/or macro, etc.