noob pube
One measly little pubic hair, which is usually sprouted around puberty.
Person1: Dude, I totally just spawned my first noob pube!
Person2: Oh, ok.
Person2: Oh, ok.
pube noob
An adolescent boy who is just getting his first signs of "hair down there", and thus acts like an obnoxious adult.
Guy 1: "Dude, he got so carried away trying to prove he was stronger than all of us that he sprained his freaking back."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."
Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."
Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."