Noobshant
(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
noobshanting
(verb)The act of saying something completely stupid and then once criticized for stupidity say you were joking when in actuality you are just very stupid
Noobshant: Dude what does lol mean
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man
Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man
Person 2: Stop Noobshanting