noodiehead
(nu-di-head) n.; one who is a loser. There can only be one person in a group of people defined as such. This person specifically should play field hockey and lacrosse. Preferably this person should have a torn tendon in her or his right foot. And usually this person is addicted to Burt's Bees Chapsitck...
hey, you homohoppin noodiehead, go get a life.