Noodle Stab
To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
Noodle Stab
To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development
"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"