Danger noodle surprise
When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”
noodle surprise
To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks
Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend