Noosher

A noosher is when someone is or has ever been overly proper, in a self serving, narcissistic fashion. They tend to think they know the who'se who of society & the whats what of the pop culture and will use any opportunity to name drop. But Noosher's are never original, Nor do they have a sense of social boundaries. They spew their regurgitated versions of stories you've probably already heard and demand you sit there staring at the noosh expression upon their face. A noosher is a person ignorant of the dreadful sighs drawn from the people amongst them as they enter a social setting. Nooshers are fun suckers, overly brash and loud at in-opportune moments. Most people would rather nail their dick to a wall than spend 5 minutes listening to a noosher talk about the time they met the duke at his nephews cricket game.