Nooshon
A two-faced girl who constantly gossips and spreads rumors. She doesn't have any real friends -- which isn't too big of a bummer considering she isn't a real friend herself. She hides drugs from her parents and will bully and manipulate those who pose a threat of exposing her. She claims that she would never gossip, but we all know that's a lie. The quintessential Mean Girl.
John: Nooshon told me you were talking shit about me.
A reasonable person: Bro, she's Nooshon. It's a lie. If anything, she said it herself.
A reasonable person: Bro, she's Nooshon. It's a lie. If anything, she said it herself.