pocket rage
A unique feeling of anger felt by women when they are faced with the reality that their clothes do not have adequate pockets, if any exist at all.
"Stupid girl pants, why are they all like this!!!" Alice muttered angrily as she tried to stuff her phone AND keys in her tiny pocket. "Pocket rage again, honey?" her husband asked, as he continued to get ready for their outing and comfortably slid his keys, phone and an entire waffle iron into his front pocket.
no pocket rage
the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.
also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."
also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."
"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"