No Problem
Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."
"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"
"Sure! No problem!"
No Problem
Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the first place you chode"
Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"
No Problem
Usually, this phrase is meant as a way to express insincerity, and often it is a way to tell you, that it is indeed, a problem. Whatever happened to just saying, cheerfully, "You are welcome." ? No problem does not complete the conversation, it really means, "I don't want to discuss this."
"Thank you for the favor, Brenda"
"No problem"
"No problem"
problems
Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!
While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
The Problem
Something I’m apparently a part of now?
Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”
problems
The human condition.
I not only have problems, I am problems.
No problem
A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..
Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''