Normstag
An event in which a group of 12 or more well-behaved gentlemen embark on a series rather useless, but oddly satisfying activities. Some may include but are not limited to: Hiking a mountain ill-equipped and lacking clothing, reciting anything and everything in front of an expensive oak podium, log-tossing into an outdoor fire, head-butting mahogany shelves containing leatherbound books.
Karen: "I heard the boys are heading to Baker for the party!"
Chris: "It's not a party, baby. It's a Normstag."
Chris: "It's not a party, baby. It's a Normstag."