North American Bald Beaver
Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"