North Attleboro
Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?
Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)
Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!
Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)
Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!
Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
North Attleboro
A town in southeast massachusetts home of the red rocketeers that kicks all other towns ass in football, baseball, track, and wrestling, they especially like to dominate Attleboro, Mansfield, Foxboro, Sharon, Franklin, you name it North Attleboro owns it. Also they throw the best 311 partys and attend all the concerts way more than shitty attleboro
Dude 1: Hey dude 311 day is next weekend
Dude 2: Yea man 311 is the mad notes. We'll party up here in North Attleboro first and then go to the concert
Dude 1: Should we stop by in Attleboro to check out their parties?
Dude 2: Am I a fuckin retard? hell no Attleboro sucks donkey balls
Dude 2: Yea man 311 is the mad notes. We'll party up here in North Attleboro first and then go to the concert
Dude 1: Should we stop by in Attleboro to check out their parties?
Dude 2: Am I a fuckin retard? hell no Attleboro sucks donkey balls
North Attleboro
A town in southeast massachusetts home of the red rocketeers that kicks all other towns ass in football, baseball, track, and wrestling, they especially like to dominate Attleboro, Mansfield, Foxboro, Sharon, Franklin, you name it North Attleboro owns it. Also they throw the best 311 partys and attend all the concerts way more than shitty attleboro
Dude 1: hey dude 311 day is this weekend and they are playing at the tweet
Dude 2: Shit man 311 is the mad notes, ok we'll party here in North Attleboro first then we'll go to the concert
Dude 1: should we hit up Attleboro and check out there parties?
Dude 2: is my name billy bob fuckin thorton? fuck no Attleboro sucks more dick than Jenna Jameson on a good day
Dude 2: Shit man 311 is the mad notes, ok we'll party here in North Attleboro first then we'll go to the concert
Dude 1: should we hit up Attleboro and check out there parties?
Dude 2: is my name billy bob fuckin thorton? fuck no Attleboro sucks more dick than Jenna Jameson on a good day
North Attleboro Middle School
A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school
A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...
-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.
-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.