North Carolina Deca

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.