Northern Girl
A female that attends Northern High School in Calvert County, Maryland. The female typically has slept with up to 3 guys at a time, train-style or all at once. The girls can be easily picked out of a group by their looks, as most of them are blonde with black highlights in a crimped style. You may be able to notice the large camel toe in her jeans formed by over used vaginas, that have the possibility of flapping in the wind if given the chance. The females are usually associated with the desperate male trash that populate both Huntingtown and Patuxent High Schools.
EX. 1
Guy: "Dude, I was doing this chick and I found three used condoms inside of her! Not including mine!"
Friend: "Must be a Northern Girl"
EX. 2
"Did you hear about that chick that got nailed by a six man train?"
"No."
"Yea, she was a Northern Girl."
"That explains it."
Guy: "Dude, I was doing this chick and I found three used condoms inside of her! Not including mine!"
Friend: "Must be a Northern Girl"
EX. 2
"Did you hear about that chick that got nailed by a six man train?"
"No."
"Yea, she was a Northern Girl."
"That explains it."
Northern Girl
Fake Tan, Big hair (bumpit optional), Side parting and/or Fringe, Make-up applied with a trowel, Body con dresses (often satin or taffetta), Tiffany's Jewellery, Strappy sandals even in Winter. The further north you go, the worse it gets.
Cheryl Tweedy is a northern girl... Girls Aloud Also Gok Wan
Northern Virginia Girls
Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.
Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
northern virginia girls
Girls who are typically beautiful and witty and can handle bad traffic and in general everything life throws at you since Northern Va is a clusterfuck. She is confident and well versed in a variety of subjects and may be wealthy but at least does decently well. Girl next door vibe but low key, under cover kinky freaks and always up for a good time. Usually have nice booties. Ideal wifey material.
“Them Northern Virginia girls tho... top notch shit.”