North Penn

An interjection (related to the location North Penn High School in Lansdale, PA). Used to describe something that isn't done because it would make too much sense if it were to occur. A synonym would be "That would make too much sense." This slang was born from the plethora of problems presented at the high school, as referenced in the definition for North Penn High School.

an oversized shithole in the middle of lansdale. there are 3,500 kids. 85% of the girls are complete sluts who think they run shit, 10% are the other races, 2% of those have a life & don't give a damn about getting less then a 98%, 4% will die of drug & alcohol abuse or end up pregnant by the end of highschool & the last 1% consists of decent people. 90% of the guys are assholes, 75% of which are players, 7% are creeps, 2% are egyptian & 1% are cool as hell. the sophmores think they own the school and whore around as much as they can just so people say their name. everyone thinks theyre tough as shit & try to start as many fights as they can on the daily. the lunches look like the crawled out of a dark hole. uncrustables are extremley overpriced but the cookies are AMAZING. the lunchladys are rediculously creepy & the one looks like a turtle without a shell. security is up everyones ass 24/7. except for sexual chocolate. shes the shit. all the teachers are old, pissed off & have nothing better to do then write you up for dumb shit. there are about 5 cool teachers.when it comes down to it, no one gives a shit about anyone but themselves & talks as much shit as anyone will listen to. 98% of the students do some sort of drug & everyone feels the need to bum cigs off each other. basiclly everyones a faggot, but if another school tried to fuck with us, we would wreck shit.

The hell hole we are forced to go to seven hours a day to learn a whole bunch of pointless shit that we will never use. You can look around and nine out of ten people will fake ass bitches that people pretend to like. 97% of the school is on drugs including the teachers, and 99% are sluts or players. The teachers couldn't care less. The security is a joke. Everyone thinks they’re hot shit and there is a fight every week. Drama runs wild and WE ALL HATE NORTH PENN

A hellhole that exists for the sole purpose of crushing the American dream for those who aren't in the top 300. Valedictorians and tryhards go to Harvard while the rest are struggling. Parents herald the school as a safe place, while little do they know the opposite is true. Literally a good 75% have smoked a substance/are in the process of doing so as you read this paragraph, and most have already hooked up with at least one person. A Shaq palm-sized handful of the girls are pseudo-prostitutes waiting for the weekend while popular dudes get first dibs. The population of A good 1.5% are truly innocent and will prob be seen in some sort of gaming club. The staff is horrid with a max of 5 or 6 good teachers that make life a little easier. The security is leniant and cannot see kids smoking juuls or doing other things that are not legal. The sports teams are full of the aforementioned popular dudes and girls who try to use their status as something to brag about. The music department is large, but lacking a fitting leader as it is full of corruption, bribery, and cultist groups that house more pseudo-prostitutes (I'm looking at like 85% of the marching band here). The smart gang currently inhabit the business and political clubs and take all AP classes stating that it's not a big deal. The average student has mostly As and Bs and doesn't care about anything more or less. Fights break out every once and a while, but nobody does anything but watch or look the other way.

A plethora of hoes, self riteous musicians, and like 4-7 actual good people who attempt to try and win the state champion division even though half of the students don't actually play instruments. Those who do play are proud and obnoxious assholes that try to rub their underachievements at the national division to non-marching band members. If you come into contact with the North Penn Marching Knights at a competition, they will be rude, say nothing, and march proudly along like it's the golden age of the 1980s when they were actually good.