North Side Kings

A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.

A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!