Northumberland

England/Scotland border county to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne, and to the East of Cumbria. Being a border county it has seen its fair share of battles and is steeped in history. Plenty of castles and Stately houses and even The Roman Wall. Beautiful rolling hills, rivers, trees and majestic beaches in the summer. Bleak as fuck in the winter, which is most of the time.

a small town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Most know for the Joseph Priestly House (although nobody out of the area has ever really heard of it) and Front Street Station. There is nothing to do here, everything requires going to a different town, including high school. Also known as "the good side of the river" as opposed to Sunbury. The most exciting event to occur here is Pineknotter Days.

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich