Noschooler
Someone who claims to be home schooled, but in reality plays video games all day.
he is a Noschooler.
noschoolitis
An illness that forbids you to go to school. An excuse to get out of school.
Brian: Why weren't you in school today Joe?
Joe: Dude, I came down with a serious case of noschoolitis
Joe: Dude, I came down with a serious case of noschoolitis