Noseturbate
The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.
noseturbation
It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.
If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.
noseturbated
When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously
Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.