No Simping Saturday’s
This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
Simp for Tuqa Saturday
Simp for anyone named Tuqa as long as it's Saturday or at least Saturday somewhere. Simping may or may not result in a firm slap. Also applicable to names such as tuga or tugo.
Bro 1: Bro you really are a simp for commenting that on Tuqa's pic on insta.
Bro 2: Bro I had to, it was Simp for Tuqa Saturday.
Bro 2: Bro I had to, it was Simp for Tuqa Saturday.