Nostalgurbate
The act of nostalgurbation. To masturbate with the aid of forgotten favorite porn and/or fantasies from ones youth.
"I was cleaning out my old hard drive and found some old vids of Jenna Jameson. It brought back so many fond memories I couldn't help but sit down and nostalgurbate to those oldies."
Nostalgurbate
Relive a childhood interest as a 30+ year old, usually resulting in feelings of shame and regret.
I'm going to nostalgurbate so hard to He-Man cartoons tonight.