Nostraobvious
Someone who predicts obvious things. Often times said as sarcasm and is a close relative to Captain Obvious.
Example 1:
Person A: I'm thinking of askin this chick out, but I think she'll shoot me down...
Person B: Thanks, Nostraobvious.
Example 2:
Person C: Call me Nostraobvious, but the sun is going to come up tomorrow.
Person A: I'm thinking of askin this chick out, but I think she'll shoot me down...
Person B: Thanks, Nostraobvious.
Example 2:
Person C: Call me Nostraobvious, but the sun is going to come up tomorrow.