Nostrich
When the mic is touching your nose
"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".
Nostrich
A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult
You are such a nostrich
nostrich
when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion
'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'
nostrich
A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.
Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!