noswad
noswad is the type of guy to make all the mirrors shatter with just one look. He's that one guy who will steal your identity, only uglier. He bases his personality off of Joe Mama and Monika from the popular Visual Novel, "Doki Doki Literature Club." His main form of humour are among us jokes and saying Joe Mama whether relevant or not. He's a cool guy, but also the most annoying guy you will ever meet. Be sure to keep him away from your children, siblings, and even parents. Even if someone likes him, his eyes are set only on Gabe, lord of the banana suit.
Guy #1: "Hey that kid just moved here, he seems pretty cool
Guy #2: "Nah he's a total noswad"
Guy #1: "ew"
Sexy Dude: "That guy's kinda cute, I should get his number"
Ultra Virgin: "That 'guy' is noswad. Not worth it"
"Girl": "Why? What's so bad about wanting to be with him?"
Ultra Virgin: "Because he'll never notice you. His ultimate goal is Gabe, lord of the banana suit"
Guy #2: "Nah he's a total noswad"
Guy #1: "ew"
Sexy Dude: "That guy's kinda cute, I should get his number"
Ultra Virgin: "That 'guy' is noswad. Not worth it"
"Girl": "Why? What's so bad about wanting to be with him?"
Ultra Virgin: "Because he'll never notice you. His ultimate goal is Gabe, lord of the banana suit"