not-gun

If somebody you don't like is driving, and you don't want to sit "shotgun", now you can call "not-gun", and get the privilege to ride in the back seat, and avoid the awkwardness of shotgun with that hated someone. Not-gun comes in handy when carpooling, or having to go somewhere with a dean of your school...really helps to avoid awkward situations.

The act of foisting a responsibly onto somebody else.

To be the last person in a group of people to cry "Not-Gun" will result in having to perform the task that needs doing.

Originally used by pilots to alert their wingmen/AWACs that they are in dogfight range and firing their cannon as opposed to their longer-ranged missiles.

Used by young adult males to alert their wingmen that they are breaking away to engage a target female at close range.

Pew pew

An Americans magic wand

The greatest thing you can bring to show and tell.

A complex arrangement of metal parts that is capable of discharging a lead peice at very high speeds, high enough to penetrate fleash and thin slabs of wood. Serves as humankind's (so far) permanent replacement for spears, staffs, swords, daggars, etc. as most effective weapons. Most commonly used for self-defense, murder, killing hostiles, recreational shooting, the standard issue weapons for armies, militias, etc.