Not Jackable
A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.
Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable
Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done
Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*
Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done
Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*
Jackable
To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.
The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.
jackable
i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to
"Shes jackable"
jackable
worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly
The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times
jackable
Something or someone able to be fucked
seesex
seesex
that hot sexy bitch is so fucking jackable
jackable
a quality in ones balls that makes them very easily jacked.
(see: jackulent)
(see: jackulent)
why may i jack your jackable balls?
Flap-jackable
Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.
I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.