No-tographer
A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.
'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
Ho-tographer
A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.
"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."
Faux-tographer
n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera
His shots are not bad for a faux-tographer.
Faux-tographer
A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
Halo Tographer
Ex Halo toy photographer now Blender artist, massive cock, mentally 12, and director for upcoming Halo fan show
"Yo dude you see Halo Tographer?!"
"yeah his cock is massive"
"yeah his cock is massive"
Jerk-tographer
A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.