NotSam
Pretty simple, your not Sam, thank god.
'Did that guy just say that gays are inferior?'
'Nah, he's NotSam, can't be an extremely homophobic monster'
'Nah, he's NotSam, can't be an extremely homophobic monster'
notsam
Moans when he shits
Person 1: hi not sam
Notsam: *moans*
Notsam: *moans*