Novemberance Day
The holiday Rememberance Day that small children have accidentally come to know as Novemberance Day, most likely due to the fact that it is in November.
Boy: "Hey mom are we gonna get poppies this Novemberance Day?"
Mom: "Hmm? Oh! Don't you mean Rememberance Day?"
Boy:(embarrassed) "Yeah, that one."
Mom: "Hmm? Oh! Don't you mean Rememberance Day?"
Boy:(embarrassed) "Yeah, that one."