Noxt

Similar to the phrase 'next', 'Noxt' also indicates the neccessity for another object, action or being to be initiated in one form or another. 'Noxt' is an appropriate substitute for the more traditional 'next' as it eliminates any possibility for confusion between the retail store and the desire for the former definition to be exercised. 'Noxt' is a more laddish way to express one's requirement for a replacement alcoholic beverage or a female to neck. If said whilst pumping your fist in the air after downing a shot of a spirit such as 'Samual Buca' or 'Apple Sourz', it will make you feel great inside (confirmation needed). If said immediately after kissing a random girl, it will earn you extra lad points, subject to your company.

When one loses the ability to text with their fingers and has to use their nose