nubclope

Old West African tradition that dates back before the beginnings of time. To "nubclope" is to extract the juice from a weasel's truncated colon, which is then ingested through the nostril, to produce a mish mash of horrific ecstasy. Has become the past-time of choice in about three villages in Wales.

Several nubclope bars (known as "nubbies") have also opened in New York and have become popular with the city's traffic wardens.

See also monk