Nubfy
Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.
Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.