nuises
1. Bruises on your nipples.
2. Bruises you get from someone elses nipples that are hard.
2. Bruises you get from someone elses nipples that are hard.
1. Man, look at these nuises! I have no clue how i got them.
2. She bumped into me so hard she gave me nuises. It MUST have been cold!
2. She bumped into me so hard she gave me nuises. It MUST have been cold!
Nuise
A noose made out of juice boxes that have been emptied, flattened and rolled taut. Krazy Glue (TM) is generally used to hold the boxes together -- trial and error practices over time have indicated that this is the only material strong enough to hold the nuise together even against the pressure of sometimes exorbitant body weights. In certain cultures orange juice (from concentrate) boxes are used, but, and this is subject to the varying degrees of deference a culture has for their particular nuise practices, many use apple juice boxes (Mott's is a particular favorite).
"Dude, did you see that nuise? It was tight, yo."
"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."
"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."
Nuise
To refer to someone as a dumbass in a polite or rude manor.
Person 1: shut the fuck up you nuise
Person 2: ok :(
Person 2: ok :(