number monkey
student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials
Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.
Number Monkey
Noun. An accountant
A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.