Nunissionary
A woman who is sick of her useless boyfriend and/or the general population of asshole men in the world. She gives up searching for real love, becomes a celebit nun, and moves to the mission field (preferably FAR from aformentioned males). There she can FINALLY be happy and no longer has to put up with men's shit.
Andrea was sick of Scott's countless lies, midnight booty calls, and lack of sincere commitement. I hear she moved to Africa to help kids with aids and is loving her life as a nunissionary!