Nurple surking
The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.
Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."