Nurses maid elbow
When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!
Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!