Backside beans
Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."