nut-cum
nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.
Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!
Butter-nut-cum
A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
*silence*
Fuck nut cum disaster
A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.
You: Aw.
You: Aw.
nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich
A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!